Neiman Marcus Cookies

Ingredients

• 2 Cups Butter
• 4 Cups Flour
• 2 Cups Brown Sugar
• 2 Tsp Soda
• 1 Tsp Salt
• 2 Cups Sugar
• 1 8-oz Hershey Bar (Grated)
• 5 Cups Blended Oatmeal
• 4 Eggs
• 24-oz Chocolate Chips
• 2 Ttsp Baking Powder
• 2 Cups Brown Sugar
• 2 Tsp Vanilla
• 1 Tsp Salt
• 3 Cups Chopped Nuts (Your Choice)

Preparation

• Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
• Cream the butter and both sugars.
• Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda.
• Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls. Place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.
• Bake for 10 minutes at 375º.

Notice: This is a top secret recipe and Neiman Marcus does not give it out to anybody regardless of who you think you are, so please do not tell them where you got it from because if they find out you have to take a remedial Miss Manners class, including such topics as how to lift your pinkie while you sip tea.